Ras Minaj

Little pig, little pig, let me in!

The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.

Before they left, their mother told them " Whatever you do , do it the best that you can because that's the way to get along in the world.

The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.

The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.

The third little pig built his house out of bricks.

One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig.

But of course the wolf did blow the house in and ate the first little pig.

The wolf then came to the house of sticks.

"Let me in ,Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in" "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig. But the wolf blew that house in too, and ate the second little pig.

The wolf then came to the house of bricks.

" Let me in , let me in" cried the wolf

"Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house in"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" said the pigs.

Well, the wolf huffed and puffed but he could not blow down that brick house.

But the wolf was a sly old wolf and he climbed up on the roof to look for a way into the brick house.

The little pig saw the wolf climb up on the roof and lit a roaring fire in the fireplace and placed on it a large kettle of water.

When the wolf finally found the hole in the chimney he crawled down and KERSPLASH right into that kettle of water and that was the end of his troubles with the big bad wolf.

 MORAL: Build your wall out of cement and brick so no one can blow it down

Street Fashion

 I actually don't think these are half bad! However, I liked the kiss one better

Boss

Weight loss update!!!

So...... a whiles back i mentioned that my goal by the end of the summer, or july, or june, anyways sometime around now, i would have lost about 40 pounds. and...... tonight, august 11, 2011, i have lost a total of 35 pounds!!!!!!... not really. i have actually GAINED weight. so now i am a wopping --7 pounds. OH BOY!!! idk man....
So i joined Planet Fitness about 4 months ago, and so far i've been under 20 times. its not that i dont like working out, its that im unmotivated to leave my home and go. but looking in the mirror should be enough motivation. lolololzzzz. also, nowadays i eat a lot of fast food, and im trying my best to limit that to once a month or less.

Sooo, i guess its about that time to set a new weight loss goal. now, my deadline is January 1, 2012.. if the world dont end by then. : / i DONT wanna enter the new year sayin "my resolution is to lose weight". so by january 1, (HAPPY BIRTHDAY to whoever is born then) i wanna lose a real 35 pounds. Planet Fitness is taking a good $10 from my account every month, making my balance -$8... yeah, that means i got $2 in my account every month. so, tomorrow if God spare life, i will be zooing my behind to the gym, and stop making excuses. : )

GOOD GIRL GONE RED

Warning: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME....

Bajan Red Riding Hood

Bottom line: the red is nice.......ON RIHANNA....and even she don't pull it off all the time

Phenomenal Woman.....Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies

I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size

But when I start to tell them

They think I'm telling lies.

I say,

It's in the reach of my arms

The span of my hips,

The stride of my step,

The curl of my lips.

I'm a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing of my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them,
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
The palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Tide Free and Gentle Detergent Tights TV Commercial

this little girl has the cutest collection of stockings!!!! im too old for them, but jealous!!

Its my birthday and i'll reflect if i wanna

So, in 25 minutes it will be my birthday, Feb 10. and for some reason it doesn't feel like my birthday. usually there is an exitement within me, longing to turn another, age, not being able to wait until i am a grown woman. but for some reason, this is not the case. i am turning 20 years old. 20 years old!!! most people make a fuss over 21 because thats the legal age that a person can drink. but come on people, if i really want to drink i wouldnt wait for 21. i feel that 20 is a bigger celebration than 21 (not that each bday is not a celebration. but still)....
this year i wanted to really celebrate 20... maybe this is my last bday, maybe 20 is the age of great change. idk why but i really wanted to enjoy my 20th birthday. and now that it is here...there is a fear within me. i am no longer a teenager, and never will be again. its suddenly hitting me how fast life goes by. the teenage years gave an air of untouchableness...like i would be young forever. and now i realize that this is not true. i worry that im wasting my youth with laziness and uneccessary stupid things. before i know it i will be 40 married to a bum, with 25 kids, a job as a stripper, and full of regrets!!!!

NO!!!!!

this will not happen. i speak happiness and prosperity over my life, hallellujah. lolzzz

i often tell Ophilia that i want stories to tell my children of when i was young.... as i reflect upon the teenage years, i can honestly say that i can write a pamplet of stories. i cannot write a book, and when i think of it, i do not want to write a book. i thank God for protecting me in my stupidity and hard headedness. there were and still are times that i chose to do wrong over right. but he still kept me, when he doesnt have to. He chose not to expose me to too horrible things in life. i am so priveleged to see a 20th bday, many people dont have the opportunity. and i am no better than they.
coming out of the low self esteem, hotmessness of the teenage years, i want to thank alllllll of the people who broke me down and made feel like crap. you all made me soooo much stronger, wiser, and bitchier... (Pastor Gilford if you are reading......stop right here)
and i wanna tell all of you to KISS MY BLACK ASHY FLAT ASS!!!! i could name names but yall not that important. no longer will i allow people to take advantage of this. only those who deserve will get a taste. so all you broke ass, dirty ass, disease ass, nasty ass fools can go the other way cuz i aint taking it no more.

 and therefore, i want to publically introduce Belleah: the stone that builders rejected. this is the official name of my clothing line... bow down bitches, im takin over..here we go in 3...2.....1..........................................

HOME FOR THE WEEKEND: Check out Vanessa's look

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STYLE ICON: vanessa huxtable

Everytime i watch The Cosby Show, i say the same thing; vanessa got style! Vanessa is often the over looked character. it seems that people pay more attention to baby rudy and fashionable denise. ok ok, i get it: denise was the "it" girl of the 80s. and altho vanessa's time was the early 90s, i believe her style is still fashionable today. not many people pay attention to vanessa, but take the time out and really look at her....

This is where rihanna got it from

Love the dress & makeup

Here she is wearing the preppy look



I like her top (and even the hair!)

Denise was also cute.....

I would so wear this

BUT VANESSA WAS CUTER!!!!

 :)

FOREVER 21

I LOVE LOVE <3 this look, stolen from Forever21.com

But knowing me, I would just wear brown sandals instead of the stockings and shoes..... ;)

http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=FOREVER21&category%5Fname=sweater&product%5Fid=2000005871&Page=1&pgcount=100#

MADE: bangin body

I wanna be made!!
A wise woman once commented that if we actually lived out all our new years resolutions, imagine how perfect we would be. as the new year approached, i found myself making a familiar goal...to lose weight. now 12 days into the new year ....(will be 13 days in 3 minutes(remember Haiti)), no effort has been made towards that goal. after i shoved my face in chinese food tonight..fries nd wings nd lemonade, i got really sick. this food did not digest well, and i had the urge to purge. this same thing happened about a month ago, with Mcdonalds. only, i did in fact vomit.....on the train.....the 3 train.....a packed train 
This food is no good!!! confession: I GAINED 50 POUNDS WITHIN MONTHS!!!! i am officially overweight. people will describe me as that overweight short girl with the dreads and big boobs. lolzzz. my body is not made to be so heavy....something must be done. so as i sit here, munching on unsalted peanuts (yuck....they are dry), i resolve to live up my new years resolution. no more b.s. no more laziness..... sigh..... oh how i love fried chicken :(  so, by june 2011, i, nelifa b. nemi will have a banging body, face n all. this will be one resolution i dont have to repeat again. and if i dont live up to this challenge, oh how embarassed i will be!!!
p.s. it is now officially 13 days into the new year

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