Ras Minaj

Little pig, little pig, let me in!

The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.

Before they left, their mother told them " Whatever you do , do it the best that you can because that's the way to get along in the world.

The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.

The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.

The third little pig built his house out of bricks.

One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig.

But of course the wolf did blow the house in and ate the first little pig.

The wolf then came to the house of sticks.

"Let me in ,Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in" "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig. But the wolf blew that house in too, and ate the second little pig.

The wolf then came to the house of bricks.

" Let me in , let me in" cried the wolf

"Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house in"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" said the pigs.

Well, the wolf huffed and puffed but he could not blow down that brick house.

But the wolf was a sly old wolf and he climbed up on the roof to look for a way into the brick house.

The little pig saw the wolf climb up on the roof and lit a roaring fire in the fireplace and placed on it a large kettle of water.

When the wolf finally found the hole in the chimney he crawled down and KERSPLASH right into that kettle of water and that was the end of his troubles with the big bad wolf.

 MORAL: Build your wall out of cement and brick so no one can blow it down

Street Fashion

 I actually don't think these are half bad! However, I liked the kiss one better

Boss

Weight loss update!!!

So...... a whiles back i mentioned that my goal by the end of the summer, or july, or june, anyways sometime around now, i would have lost about 40 pounds. and...... tonight, august 11, 2011, i have lost a total of 35 pounds!!!!!!... not really. i have actually GAINED weight. so now i am a wopping --7 pounds. OH BOY!!! idk man....
So i joined Planet Fitness about 4 months ago, and so far i've been under 20 times. its not that i dont like working out, its that im unmotivated to leave my home and go. but looking in the mirror should be enough motivation. lolololzzzz. also, nowadays i eat a lot of fast food, and im trying my best to limit that to once a month or less.

Sooo, i guess its about that time to set a new weight loss goal. now, my deadline is January 1, 2012.. if the world dont end by then. : / i DONT wanna enter the new year sayin "my resolution is to lose weight". so by january 1, (HAPPY BIRTHDAY to whoever is born then) i wanna lose a real 35 pounds. Planet Fitness is taking a good $10 from my account every month, making my balance -$8... yeah, that means i got $2 in my account every month. so, tomorrow if God spare life, i will be zooing my behind to the gym, and stop making excuses. : )

GOOD GIRL GONE RED

Warning: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME....

Bajan Red Riding Hood

Bottom line: the red is nice.......ON RIHANNA....and even she don't pull it off all the time

Phenomenal Woman.....Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies

I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size

But when I start to tell them

They think I'm telling lies.

I say,

It's in the reach of my arms

The span of my hips,

The stride of my step,

The curl of my lips.

I'm a woman

Phenomenally.

Phenomenal woman,

That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing of my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them,
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
The palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.